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John, Jersey, SteveDave posting in Distorted View Daily discussion and comment
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Date: 2006-10-11 22:56
Subject: Distorted View Daily presents
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Hey freaks!

It's Tuesday, September 10th.

Intro: Sextastic Tuesday intro

Tim disses on Ron Jeremy. Tim then touts the majesty of his new sextastic story.The story is about a hooker/prostitute and her encounters with her daughter. Add in felching and child exploitment, and it's comedy gold. I won't DARE to try to top Tim's reading, so you'll have to listen on your own.

1st quick news story concerns a mother who used her baby as a club to hit her babies daddy. 'Nuff said

2nd story is about an amputee hooker returning to work on the spot where she met her amputee-er.

3rd and final story is about a political party compromised soley by Dutch Pedeophiles.

After a surprising lack of voice-mail, Tim resorts to e-mail. Discussions range from his ashen crosses to the asshole freak who pranked Tim's (saintly) mom.

Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 10/10/06
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John, Jersey, SteveDave posting in Distorted View Daily discussion and comment
User: gitemstevedave
Date: 2006-10-10 03:00
Subject: Distorted View Daily Proudly Presents
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Tags:dakota fanning, feces, the handicapped, tim's apartment, train wrecks, tranny adventures
Intro: Great moments in parenting.

Tim started out this episode talking about about how he looked at a house nearby to possibly rent to get out of his moldy hell hole of an apartment.  Unfortunately, it's the Grudge house.  And no Sara Michele Gellar(hottie).  So a downer.

First News story was about 2 pre-teens beating and force feeding a re-re feces.  Apparently they didn't understand "Hand-onease" and hilarity ensued.  We do get to hear Corky from "Life Goes On" singing.  AND the revenge of the shit-slurper.

Second news o' the weird story concerns a gentlemen begging the mercy of the court for slinging his own homemade version of liquid justice. 

Final story is the Tranny named Tammy who lopped off the testes of her husband and tried to say he did it himself.

Voicemail hell begins with a recount of the people shitting on Tim.  Callers subjects ranged from Dakota Fanning(my voicemail) deathwatch now starting, hemorrhoid sex terms,  the Train Wreck of the Day call, Bumfights, Beer Pier, chances for Tim to get lucky in Tampa, and finally ill wishes on the asshole who pranked Tim's mom.

Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 10/09/06
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